It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Guys have no energy after sex.
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Size matters: small men are better.
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
White men are eager to please.

