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International Affairs Jokes
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What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
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Filed Under: international affairs (355)
Posted: 10/30/08

Reggie Watts - Sh*t Be Going Wrong

The news consists of 10% good sh*t and 90% bad sh*t.

Tags: Reggie Watts (7), men/women (1029), uncensored (62)

Posted: 05/18/10
Views: 4,249

Isaac Witty - Free Tibet

Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.

Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (749), news & politics (229)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,624

Shane Mauss - Girlfriend's Attitude

To Shane Mauss' pessimistic girlfriend, the vagina is always half-empty.

Tags: Shane Mauss (23), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 2,775

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), parents (487)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 2,509

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), animals (463), travel (267)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 5,816

A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

Tags: imitations (848), food (584)

Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 4,828

Marc Maron - Negative Energy

Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.

Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (2026), observational (343)

Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 2,026

Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends

Women hog all the hot water in the shower.

Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1029), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 3,691

Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (584), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,155

Vic Henley - International Sports

There's no hate like international sports hate.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sports (252)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 5,558

 
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