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"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), sports (274), news & politics (234)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 6,479
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), imitations (847), travel (301)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 12,206
Aron Kader - Roman Numerals
Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'
Tags: Aron Kader (1), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,789
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 2,622
Christopher Titus - Black People and White People
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Tags: Christopher Titus (23), ethnic (870), news & politics (234)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 14,409
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 2,380
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 3,655
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 4,828
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 5,280
