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Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.

Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,515

Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)

Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,268

Brown is the new pink in 2008.

Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,407

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

Tags: sex (1283), college (164)

Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,127

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,790

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 91,011

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,619

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,042