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Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,948
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,950
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,046
Rick Overton - Beard
Rick uses his beard to his advantage.
Tags: Rick Overton (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,268
Billiam Coronel - SPF 45
SPF 45 is for vampires.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 211
The Amazing Johnathan - Accident
Psychic Tonya has a broken finger.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), health (976), driving (296)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,184
Sean Morey - Restaurants
Some people hate bad waiters.
Tags: Sean Morey (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 382
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Colin Quinn - Quit Smoking
Colin quit smoking 18 days ago.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 676
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