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-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
-- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Kevin Rooney - Stupid People
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), The A-List (491), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
Jessica Bern - Summer Jobs
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), books (748), family (667)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 932
The Amazing Johnathan - Orange
The audience member's $20 bill reappears.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), parents (525)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,707
John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,329
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 341
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 566
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,941
Maria Bamford - Nemesis
Going back to your hometown can be kind of annoying.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,193
Bridget Smith - Toilet Free House
Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.
Tags: Bridget Smith (1), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 220
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