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Wendy Liebman: Love the Zoo
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Don't you love the zoo? I love the monkeys, those are my favorite. They're so cute. And my least favorite, those are the, uh -- with little heads, the -- the kids.
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Posted: 04/21/98

Wendy Liebman - Kids on a Leash

Do you put your kids on a leash and your dogs in a crib?

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Wendy Liebman - Talking About Sex With Mom

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When did you decide to be a comedian?

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