Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Pete loves messing with people.
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Big tires are a guy thing.
Q: Why didn't anybody hear Helen Keller scream?
A: She
was wearing mittens.
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You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
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You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.
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If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and
make him walk backwards.
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You're as sharp as a marble.
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You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the
back and squished the poor driver.
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I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for
practice before climbing you.
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