Jokes.com

Insults Jokes
insults
You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!
Filed Under: insults (1674)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 10/30/08

Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines

Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,967

Val Kappa - Different Class Clown

In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.

Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (749), driving (263)

Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,550

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

Tags: Chris Mata (2), Premium Blend (749), health (518)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 1,122

Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages

Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), technology (163)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,965

Pete Dominick - Gym

Pete loves messing with people.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (242), mental health (168)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,591

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (493), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,431

Todd Barry - Quicken

Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,347

Rich Vos - Hotels

Rich fixes the coffee pot.

Tags: Rich Vos (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), work/office (342)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 817

Doug Benson - Driving Alone

Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), driving (263)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,506

Carol Siskind - Driving

Big tires are a guy thing.

Tags: Carol Siskind (5), men/women (839), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 253

 
Looking for something else?