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-- You can't find the clothes you wore home from the party.
-- Your twin forgets your birthday.
-- You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don't have a waterbed.
-- You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you don't wear a mouth guard.
-- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.
-- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
-- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,494
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,077
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 904
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 339
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 565
Zach Galifianakis - Audience Adjustment
Zach's just thinking about the DVD.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), ethnic (814),
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 13,699
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,939
Rich Vos - Being Jewish
It's tough being a Jew.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 963
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,267
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