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RodMan: Where Michael Jackson Went Wrong
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People ask me all the time, 'Where do you think Michael Jackson went wrong?' I'm like, 'Being born was half of it.'
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Posted: 02/23/06

RodMan - Single Parent Household

RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 2,760

RodMan - Church Offering

RodMan waited for change from his church offering.

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Posted: 02/23/06
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Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

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Posted: 12/04/04
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Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

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Posted: 06/30/05
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Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks

Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.

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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,562

RodMan - Run of the Row

When flying, RodMan likes to have the run of his row to make sure there are no terrorists.

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,945

RodMan - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson isn't jail-ready.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 5,110

RodMan - Curly Hair

RodMan wanted waves in his hair.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 4,207

RodMan - Marriage

Marriage is not settling down; it's very unsettling.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,219

 
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