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There used to be a
time when you would come home, and reality was so crappy, you would turn on TV to watch stuff that people had made up, so that you could escape from the crappy reality. Now, you go out and deal with d**kheads and morons all day, and you come home and go, 'I just want to go home so I can watch d**kheads and morons on TV.'
Patton Oswalt - Reality
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,275
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,922
Patton Oswalt - Makeover Shows
Some people are really against growing an original personality.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), TV (543), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,434
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 7,239
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,227
Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again
Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Barack Obama (971), movies (559)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 1,723
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,624
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,562
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,077
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253
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