Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Pete loves messing with people.
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Women love Brad Pitt.
Dane Cook ponders the invention of 'the finger.'

