Jerry Falwell snapped the hardest after 9/11.
This was the worst New Year's ever.
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
These are not fun times for our country.
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Lewis goes to sporting events to scream.
