Lenny Clarke Jokes
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Lenny Clarke: Ugly Couple on the Beach
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I'm an honest guy. I
was on the beach on the way up here, and I saw these two ugly people. I went up to them and said, 'Hey, you're not gonna have any kids, are ya? You gotta think ahead.'
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 766
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 775
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,677
Lenny Clarke - Baggy Dungarees
Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 513
Lenny Clarke - Astronaut
Lenny Clarke was lit up when he stole his dad's car and drove to Cape Canaveral.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 123
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,623
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,089
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 411
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 998
Lenny Clarke - The Truth
Parents lie to their kids.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 252
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