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Kevin Brennan: Housebound Obesity
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How do you not see that coming? Don't you gradually get fatter? It's not Willy Wonka and that blueberry girl, where you just blow up overnight. If you're walking out of your house sideways 'cause you're too fat, make a mental note, alright?
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Posted: 01/25/99

Kevin Brennan - Obesity

How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?

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Posted: 01/25/99
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Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Kevin Brennan - Elevators

Kevin Brennan doesn't hold elevators for people.

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If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York

The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.

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It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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