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Jim David: The Thing About Family
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You know, the thing about your family is you're connected forever by blood relation to a group of folks who are really not your kind of people.
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Posted: 12/10/00

Jim David - White People

White people are scared of everything.

Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,665

Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,645

Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank

Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (667), alcohol (496)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 604

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,286

Jim David - Pets

There was a time when drugs were healthy.

Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,328

Jim David - Understanding

Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.

Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,400

DeRay - Not Scary

DeRay was never a very scary person.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,418

Bill Larkin - To My Twin Brother

Bill Larkin sings a song for his twin brother.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,145

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411

John Mendoza - Stupid People

If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.

Tags: John Mendoza (3), family (667), dating (656)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,078

 
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