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Jeremy Hotz: My Neighbor, the Keebler Elf
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My next door neighbor's the Keebler Elf. Oh, I hate that little prick. He keeps me up at night making cookies in his tree. That's no way to run a business. There're zoning laws, you f**king shrimp.
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