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Greg Giraldo: Police Recruits
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You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?
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Posted: 08/29/97

Tony Daro - Bike Cops

What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?

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Posted: 05/20/93
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Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

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Posted: 04/01/04
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Greg Giraldo - Minimum Height Requirements

A new height requirement in the police force is racist against pygmy midget girls.

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Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 515

Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop

Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.

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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,130

A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.

The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.

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Views: 1,709

Juston McKinney - Bad Cop

If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.

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It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Doug Benson - Fanatics

Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234

Greg Giraldo - Interview

Greg Giraldo discusses his stand-up special Midlife Vices.

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Posted: 08/14/09
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Doug Benson - Driving Alone

Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

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Posted: 03/04/04
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