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The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."
The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?"
The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."
The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."
She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
Blake Clark - Stupidity
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 850
Blake Clark - Airplane Seatbelt
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 834
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 826
Larry Amoros - Charles Manson
They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), health (976), TV (543)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 452
Jim Norton - Stand-By
Jim's buddy wonders about flying stand-by.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,676
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,267
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,529
Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom
Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 992
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
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