No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.
You can't just make up stereotypes and present them as if they're real.
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Eugene Mirman talks about the downtown comedy scene.
Don't throw a baby at anything, even a burglar.
Detroit looks like it's just been attacked.
This shaving cream can is full of goodies.
It was so nice of Eugene to return that iPod to the person who lost it.
Eugene sneaks funny, not dangerous, items onto airplanes.
Don't start a band named Huey Lewis and the News.