Earthquake Jokes
|
Earthquake: Calling in Alabama
|
Get another Earthquake Joke » |
You don't want to go
down to Alabama. It's primitive. Don't take your phone down there -- ain't no AT&T, ain't no Sprint. They call each other the old fashioned way: they use pigeons.
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,500
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,961
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,513
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
Blake Clark - Stupidity
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 850
Blake Clark - Airplane Seatbelt
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (491), travel (310)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 834
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,725
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,989
Jan Karem - Time and Travel
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (772), dating (656)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,463
Daniel Tosh - Fun at the Airport
Daniel Tosh uses his cell phone ear piece to have fun at the airport.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 14,581
Looking for something else?
