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Paddy answers, "We've got 12 trucks, 10 utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives around in." There is a stony silence.
"Do you know who you are speaking to?" demands the gruff voice.
"No," says Paddy.
"It is the so-called fat-assed colonel you so insubordinately referred to."
"Well, do you know who you are talking to?"
"No," roars the colonel.
"Well thank goodness for that," says Paddy as he hangs up the phone.
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (750), driving (296)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,283
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,735
Carol Siskind - Driving
Big tires are a guy thing.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,670
Pam Matteson - Brooklyn
People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 467
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 827
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
The Amazing Johnathan - Accident
Psychic Tonya has a broken finger.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), health (976), driving (296)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,189
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