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Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Pete loves messing with people.
The Amazing Johnathan burns an audience member's $20 bill.
Most magicians won't explain their random choices.
Card tricks are The Amazing Johnathan's specialty.
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the
piss out of the pants.
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see
your face we both crack up!
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What did one surfer say to the other?
DUDE!
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How do you keep someone stupid occupied?
By telling them
this joke.
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This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out of it.
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You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was
on the other side!
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You're so ugly, when you walked past the toilet, it flushed!
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You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?
Interstate 35!
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Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
If there were
any more, it'd be hell.
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