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Carol Leifer: Long Island
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Long Island -- if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.
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Posted: 03/20/03

Carol Leifer - Nude Beach

Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,204

Carol Leifer - Lingerie

Lingerie is a rip-off.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,461

Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll

Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.

Tags: Amy Schumer (10), men/women (1003), TV (543)

Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 714

Karen Anderson - Medical Attachments

Karen had glasses, braces, head gear and a back brace in high school.

Tags: Karen Anderson (2), health (976), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 527

Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head

Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), growing up (453)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 978

Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor

As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), money (865), growing up (453)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,687

Susan Norfleet - Makeup

Susan has dull skin.

Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (976), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 184

Carol Leifer - Bad Breath

You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,328

Matt Goldich - Wet Willie

Matt Goldich gets a wet willie.

Tags: Matt Goldich (2), Premium Blend (750), growing up (453)

Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 567

The Amazing Johnathan - Card Tricks

Card tricks are The Amazing Johnathan's specialty.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), animals (791), growing up (453)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,295

 
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