Carlos Mencia Jokes
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Carlos Mencia: Doing a Dee Dee Dee Joke
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I was doing this 'dee
dee dee' joke. You know what 'dee dee dee' means, right? It means stupid. This lady gets all pissed at me: 'Excuse me, sir, what if there was someone severely retarded in the crowd right now?' I'm like, 'Well, he's severely retarded, lady. Obviously he wouldn't know I'm f**kin' with him.'
Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter
I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52),
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863
Carlos Mencia - Special Treatment
Carlos Mencia sees disabled people for who they really are.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), men/women (1003), storyteller (263)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 4,633
Carlos Mencia - Women Are Gross, Too
Men may be gross, but so are women. They just don't admit it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 13,425
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), culture (165)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 8,165
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), laws (172), immigration (160)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,588
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,498
Carlos Mencia - Come to America
Move, jackass!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 8,813
Carlos Mencia - Beautiful Life
Life doesn't end with one big joke.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 3,983
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