Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Pete loves messing with people.
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Women love Brad Pitt.
Dane Cook ponders the invention of 'the finger.'

