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A stoner stumbles out of a party...
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One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.
The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"
The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (14), ethnic (783), alcohol (426)
Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 30,490
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (597), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,042
John Mendoza - Stupid People
If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), dating (681), family (597)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,629
Ryan Stout - Exclusive - Strange News Stories
A group of researchers are looking into how much liquor it takes to get a fish drunk.
Tags: Ryan Stout (14), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1015)
Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 1,308
JB Smoove - Pina Without the Colada
The waitresses that serve drinks in night clubs should not have drinking problems.
Tags: JB Smoove (14), animals (458), alcohol (426)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 43,674
Rob Riggle - Riff Raff Airlines
Penicillin cannot touch Long Island riff raff.
Tags: Rob Riggle (15), Comedy Central Presents (2026), imitations (842)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 3,464
Rob Riggle - Magic Tale of the Double Down Beer
Rob Riggle tells the tale that was recanted from moron to moron on a plane to Las Vegas.
Tags: Rob Riggle (15), Comedy Central Presents (2026), imitations (842)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 6,701
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (426)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,192
Corey Holcomb - Dating Game
Corey needs a place to lay up.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 8,638
Larry Amoros - Charles Manson
They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), health (564), parents (481)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 923
