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A redneck taped paper to his television...
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He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Sweet, young and juicy
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Move, jackass!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars
every year for the next million years.
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Yo mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?
A: Salad bowls
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to
hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large...
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A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots
approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.
The man says, "Hey buddy,...
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A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on
their respective sides of the Ohio River.
As soon as the redneck puts his line...
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-- The pickup is paid for.
-- I won this belt buckle in
the rodeo.
-- I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
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Q: How'd the redneck get lost in space?
A: He rolled
down the window to spit out his chaw.
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You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the
bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.
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Name:
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