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Every week, somebody gets out of jail on DNA. Dude did 18 years in jail -- it's crazy -- then they let him out. They said, 'What are you going to do, man?' 'I'm going to go down south and just sit on my mama's porch and breathe fresh air.' I'm like, that's it? Let me tell you something -- if I did 18 years in jail for something I didn't do, when I get out I'm going to do something!
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Posted: 08/03/06

Ian Edwards - Crime Credit Card

Once you're found innocent, make the most of your freedom.

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Posted: 08/03/06
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Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

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Ian Edwards - Interracial Relationships

Some people have problems with interracial dating.

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Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage

Nobody really wants to be married.

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Posted: 06/02/05
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Blake Clark - Gun Control

If you've got a gun, you can say whatever you want.

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Ian Edwards - Interracial Daughters

Daughters of interracial couples are always beautiful.

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Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton

Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.

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Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana

Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.

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Posted: 04/13/06
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Franklyn Ajaye - Cops

The police will make up charges.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets

If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 249

 
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