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Hugh Fink: Texan Philosophy
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You can still be a woman with small boobies.
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Blake is used to being called stupid, illiterate and lazy.
We're all gay to some extent.
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Country singing is a very competitive field.
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Stacking the medicine cabinet
A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house
taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls up.
"Howdy,...
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A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
"Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the...
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Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
They
needed the car for driver's ed.
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You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and drivers ed in
the same car.
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There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now, Billy Bob was
a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a...
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A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The
woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her...
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You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick
in your mouth.
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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a...
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There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own.
He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out...
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A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The
old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.
"Watch how I do it,"...
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