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You take a glass, and
you wrap it in paper, and you put it in the box. You take another glass; you wrap it in paper, you put it in the box, and you finish the box. You close it and you write, 'Glasses' on it. But after about two days, you just have an open box -- f**k it -- just put the pillow and the toothpaste and the Q-Tips, put the cat in there, and write, 'Crap I don't need. I hate my crap.'
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,446
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (865), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,210
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,469
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 924
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,087
Sue Murphy - The Big Shot
The Big Shot: a 112-story roller-coaster that showcases the fabulous panoramic view of Las Vegas.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Premium Blend (750), weather (130)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 144
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 326
Sue Murphy - Senior Prom
Being tan is important.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 390
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 321
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