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Mitch Hedberg: Neighbor's Knock
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It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Stephen remembers why he wrote his first song.
Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?
He was John Elway, now he's Elton John.
