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Joe Yannetty: Cliff Houses
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You ever been to Southern California? It rains, and the houses fall down... And they don't understand why this happens. In California, they figure, 'Here's a cliff. Let's build a house right there!' And they don't understand why it fell. If you can look over the edge and go, 'Wow, it would suck if this fell,' it will.
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Posted: 05/04/04

Joe Yannetty - California Weather

You know who needs to be rescued in four feet of water? Guys three-foot-eleven and shorter.

Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), animals (791), environment (281)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,407

Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.

Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1003), animals (791)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,076

Kirk Fox - House

Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.

Tags: Kirk Fox (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), housing (86)

Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 8,718

John Heffron - Roommate Rob

John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,012

Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In

When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,382

Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person

For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,917

Vince Morris - The Projects

People can't believe Vince actually lived in the projects.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 334

Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls

When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,906

Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving

Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.

Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (865), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141

 
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