Dwayne Perkins Jokes
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Dwayne Perkins: Awakened in a Hotel Lobby
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I was like, 'Damn, do
I look homeless?' But then I thought about it, and you know what? It could have been my first day of homelessness. You see, because on your first day of homelessness, you don't look that homeless. You don't stink yet, your hair's not matted down, you don't have the imaginary friend -- it's day one.
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,524
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600
Dwayne Perkins - Homeless Migration
Homeless people should walk south for the winter.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 229
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,292
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 955
Dwayne Perkins - Working for the Man
Dwayne isn't as militant when using corporate jargon.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 316
Dwayne Perkins - What Rappers Used to Do
If Dwayne weren't a rapper, he'd be doing scary stuff, like designing websites.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 365
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 777
Dwayne Perkins - Jaywalking in L.A.
No matter how tough you are in L.A., you don't jaywalk.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 691
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