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Hope Flood: Inside Every Big Woman
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They say inside every big woman, there's a skinny woman trying to get out. I think I digested that whore a long time ago.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,632

Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,842

Nick DiPaolo - Big Girls

Guys don't have as much pressure as women to look good.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,482

Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth

Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.

Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,280

Lynne Koplitz - Grapes

Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,590

David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex

Even if sex means death, people will still do it.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 27

David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex

Even if sex means death, people will still do it.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 938

J. Anthony Brown - Weight Loss

J. Anthony Brown tries to buckle down and lose some weight.

Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), men/women (1003), work/office (398)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 451

Karen Kilgariff - Heroin Chic Backlash

Karen Kilgariff is no shaky dog.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 736

Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations

Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,751

 
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