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Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.
The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor. He added a card and proceeded home.
After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift. She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."
With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."
Bert Kreischer - Twelve Words
Twelve words that work every time.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/08/09
Views: 16,642
Greg Warren - Looking Married
Greg's gonna make up stuff about his life, so his married friends feel better.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 4,078
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 619
Kevin Nealon - Miss Always Right
Kevin Nealon discusses marriage.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,109
Kevin Meaney - Snoring
Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 945
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Marc Maron - Jealousy
Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,504
Gene Pompa - Like You Said Something Else
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 964
Dan Sally - Marriage Proposal
When Dan Sally wanted to propose, a bat flew into his living room.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,219
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