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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday.
Filed Under: sex (2376),  men/women (1714),  holidays (86)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,867

Rene Hicks - Jehovah's Witness

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays.

Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 1,728

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,767

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274

Greg Behrendt - Relationships

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 73

Charlie Viracola - Halloween

That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.

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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,034

Judah Friedlander - Open Mic Challenge - Scary S**t

Enter the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge! This month's topic: "Scary S**t!"

Tags: Judah Friedlander (4), TV (536), holidays (218)

Posted: 10/07/09
Views: 11,833

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,477

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,253

 
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