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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday.
Filed Under: sex (2384),  men/women (1725),  holidays (92)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 3,091

Rene Hicks - Jehovah's Witness

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays.

Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 2,141

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,277

Charlie Viracola - Halloween

That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.

Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,610

Jim Gaffigan - Holidays

Hide eggs for Jesus!

Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), holidays (67),

Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 184,670

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,350

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,387

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

Tags: Kathy Griffin (5), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,125

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (3), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,200

 
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