Mike Birbiglia: Lincoln Quotes | Mike Birbiglia | Jokes.com

Mike Birbiglia Jokes
Mike Birbiglia: Lincoln Quotes
Get another Mike Birbiglia Joke »
I stayed at a hotel last week in Washington, D.C. It was the Abraham Lincoln Suites, and they have these Abraham Lincoln quotes everywhere. And one of them was like, 'Whatever you are, be a good one.' I just don't feel like he should get credit for generalities like that. Like, 'How Are Ya?' -- Abraham Lincoln.
Filed Under: history (111),  Mike Birbiglia (50)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 03/02/06

Mike Birbiglia - Sketchy Place for an Interview

Mike Birbiglia is working on a movie adaptation of "Sleepwalk With Me."

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), interview (2828), books (748)

Posted: 11/10/09
Views: 424

Mike Birbiglia - Rap

Why are rappers so mad about the date?

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,656

Mike Birbiglia - Bar-B-Que

Never let Bush run your bar-b-que.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,437

Mike Birbiglia - Dance Club

Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), self-deprecating (211), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,652

Mike Birbiglia - Cancer Joke

Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), storyteller (263)

Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 6,942

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,682

Mike Birbiglia - Awkward Situation

Mike Birbiglia makes awkward situations more awkward.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 16,158

Mike Birbiglia - Laundromat Submarine

Mike Birbiglia drinks a little too much while doing his laundry.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,075

Mike Birbiglia - Guitar Guy

Mike Birbiglia is the guitar guy at the party.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,610

Mike Birbiglia - Gay Cats

Mike Birbiglia's girlfriend's cats are "prison gay."

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), animals (791), dating (656)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,850

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?