Henriette Mantel Jokes
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Henriette Mantel: Quitting Coffee
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I'm trying to quit because
I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along the floorboards of my kitchen. Not only did it leave the roaches alive, they kept me up all night talking.
Henriette Mantel - Animals
Henriette loves her horse.
Tags: Henriette Mantel (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 284
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
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Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 11,867
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Henriette Mantel - Morning News
Deborah Norville just has to be pretty.
Tags: Henriette Mantel (2), imitations (772), media (651)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 120
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
Greg Giraldo - A Very Dangerous World
It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,359
Jeff Cesario - Cancer
Being a dick prevents cancer.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,322
David Huntsberger - Spanish
David Huntsberger likes Spanish better than English.
Tags: David Huntsberger (2), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 449
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 935
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