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Heather Lawless Jokes
Heather Lawless: Security Bars
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Even though I was a self-defense instructor in college, I still get really scared sometimes. The other night, I don't know what happened, but somehow, I managed to get my head stuck in the security bars outside of my bedroom window. I was trying to see if somebody could break in. Very, very early the next morning, I determined that they could not.
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