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"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes."
The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head.
"But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!"
"True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,240
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 965
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 766
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 775
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,948
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,097
Roger Rittenhouse - Getting Healthy
Everybody's getting healthy nowadays.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 443
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 422
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,454
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