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The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''
The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,997
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,504
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,444
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,239
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 936
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,182
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,333
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 816
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
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