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Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium: What to do when treatment fails
Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section: District in Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Coma: Punctuation Mark
Congenital: Friendly
D & C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker
Genital: Non-Jewish
Hang Nail: Coat Hook
Impotent: Distinguished, well known
Labor pain: Hurt at work
Morbid: Higher offer
Nitrate: Cheeper than day
Node: Was aware of
Outpatient: Person fainted
Post op: Letter Carrier
Recovery Room: Place to apholster
Rectum: Dang near Killed Him
Rheumatic: Amorous
Secretion: Hiding something
Tablet: Small table
Terminal Illness: Sick at Airport
Tibia: Country in North Africa
Tumor: More than One
Urine: Opposite of 'you're out'
Varicose: Nearby
Vein: Conceited
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,974
Hugh Fink - Long Story Short
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 884
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531
Scott Henry - Going Home
Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
Tags: Scott Henry (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 19
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), observational (334), blue collar (79)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 927
Jon Reep - The Riiffther
When you're from a small town, you have to learn to be entertained by the simple things in life.
Tags: observational (334), blue collar (79)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 0
Jeff Foxworthy - Fashion Tips
Jeff Foxworthy - Fashion Tips
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), fashion (230), blue collar (79)
Posted: 06/04/06
Views: 48,086
Larry The Cable Guy - Waffle House
Sweet, young and juicy
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), blue collar (79),
Posted: 06/04/06
Views: 78,609
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