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The man say,s "Alabama." The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California.
When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him. The husband figures that the doctors must be right.
So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...'' The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''
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Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
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Sometimes people make long stories too short.
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Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
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Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
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Sweet, young and juicy
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Bruce is scared of rednecks.
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Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
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