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Peter Berman: A Month Off
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I don't know about you
guys, but I could use a month off. Wouldn't that be sweet? You don't have to get up, go to the bathroom, answer the phone, pay a bill. You wake up a month later: your skin's nice and soft; you're well rested; you lost some weight. I think the coma's underrated.
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,230
Peter Berman - Umpires
An umpire's job is calling people out.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 819
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,051
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,330
Greg Giraldo - Homeless Guy
What kind of work can a guy who lives in the garbage get?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 11,749
Greg Giraldo - Illegal Alien Investment Banker
When was the last time someone lost a job to an illegal alien?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 1,577
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,830
Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,998
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,840
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