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Megan Mooney: Can't Go From Zero to Marathon
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You can't go from my level of activity into a marathon. Maybe a good start for me is not taking the car to get the mail.
Filed Under: health (734),  exercise (47),  Megan Mooney (12)
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Posted: 03/16/06

Megan Mooney - Megan's Brothers

Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 967

Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies

Megan and her sister have nothing in common.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,261

Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two

Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,315

Mike Royce - Working Out

They should call the Lifecycle bike the "get a life-cycle."

Tags: Mike Royce (3), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 281

Ted Alexandro - The Gym

Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 1,055

Anita Wise - Health

Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,035

Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

They're like a group of big pigeons.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (976), self-deprecating (211)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,137

Marc Maron - Passive Exercise

Marc rationalizes not going to the gym.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 434

Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped

All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,454

Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy

People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 422

 
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