Marc Maron Jokes
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Marc Maron: Never Been Addicted
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I feel bad for people
who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something -- and then get it again and again and again.
Kevin Shea - Gingivitis
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
Tags: Kevin Shea (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 337
Marc Maron - Passive Exercise
Marc rationalizes not going to the gym.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 434
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,232
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 496
Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 429
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Marc Maron - No Smoking
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,384
Marc Maron - True Love
True love lasts only a few days.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 355
Willie Barcena - Late-Stage Organ Transplants
If you drink for 50 years, you're gonna die a little early.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 4,524
Dave Attell - The Last Smoke
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 8,262
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