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I saw liposuction. You ever
see how they do that? It's, like, violent. They get the hose -- it looks like they're mad at how fat you are.
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,217
Kurt Metzger - Hilarious Crimes
It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), media (651)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 3,118
Hell Gigs - Kurt Metzger
Some people will turn into demons for free t-shirts.
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Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 86
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,965
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Kurt Metzger - Interview - Early Days
Kurt Metzger remembers how he got started.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/09/08
Views: 1,106
Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads
Kurt has a lifetime supply of Kinoki Foot Pads.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), AIDS (57)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,034
Kurt Metzger - Ice Cream
Kurt contrasts Haagen Dazs and Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), AIDS (57)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,415
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,818
Kurt Metzger - Bake and Brag
It's all guilt trips.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marijuana (190)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,543
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