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Johnny Sanchez: Crash Test Dummies
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All the brainy people that
are making the technology and advancing things, they don't have any common sense... You always hear people get fooled by, like, car companies. 'Yeah, I got the new car. It's really safe, you know, because they crashed it in the wall with the test dummies, so it's safe.' That's not foolproof. You know why? Because crash test dummies don't tense up before impact. Let me tell you something, 'til they get a crash test dummy to go, 'Sh*t!' before it hits the wall, not doin' us any good.
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,419
Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal
The new bumper cars suck.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,242
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 776
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 438
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 120
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,087
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 984
Johnny Sanchez - Kids Today
Johnny has a problem with kids' hip-hop attitudes.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,345
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
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Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,796
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