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Holidays Jokes
Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?

A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.
Filed Under: health (734),  holidays (86)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old

Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 14,473

Ted Alexandro - Eating

It's hard to eat healthy.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 846

Tom Papa - Getting Old

It's a treat when you start losing your memory.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,140

Judah Friedlander - Open Mic Challenge - Scary S**t

Enter the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge! This month's topic: "Scary S**t!"

Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), TV (543), holidays (222)

Posted: 10/07/09
Views: 12,050

Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again

Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.

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Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 1,671

Jeff Dunham - Take a Day Off

Doesn't your mom deserve a day off?

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 38,777

Jeff Dunham - Jeff Fafa

Jeff is a mother fa-fa-fa.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 46,372

Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body

Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 39,767

Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers

Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 28,943

Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels

Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,281

 
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